Dr Dank says.....
Over the past several years, kids who fell asleep on school busses and woke up in locked bus depots became a big fricken deal, thus entitled to a free bag of money. To counteract this, many bus companies put signs like this
on their windows that the bus has been checked for sleeping children. The problem?
THEY LEAVE THE SIGN UP ALL THE TIME
I drove behind a school bus the other day with the usual passengers full of crank and sugar cereal, sign proudly proclaiming that the bus has been checked for sleeping children. Is that unexpected? No kid can sleep through that! If you want to be that ineffectual, put up a laundry-list of things that the bus has been checked for:
tarantulas
peanut butter
Count Dracula
undercooked salmon
Bea Arthur
defective swimwear
The children of America deserve nothing less.
- Dr D
Hold up, wheres the rest of the site?
Chill, its coming. I said I'd update to divert from the dead celeb shrine that we've become.
If nothing, I'm a man of my word.
Regards,
Dr D
Over the past several years, kids who fell asleep on school busses and woke up in locked bus depots became a big fricken deal, thus entitled to a free bag of money. To counteract this, many bus companies put signs like this
on their windows that the bus has been checked for sleeping children. The problem?
THEY LEAVE THE SIGN UP ALL THE TIME
I drove behind a school bus the other day with the usual passengers full of crank and sugar cereal, sign proudly proclaiming that the bus has been checked for sleeping children. Is that unexpected? No kid can sleep through that! If you want to be that ineffectual, put up a laundry-list of things that the bus has been checked for:
tarantulas
peanut butter
Count Dracula
undercooked salmon
Bea Arthur
defective swimwear
The children of America deserve nothing less.
- Dr D
Hold up, wheres the rest of the site?
Chill, its coming. I said I'd update to divert from the dead celeb shrine that we've become.
If nothing, I'm a man of my word.
Regards,
Dr D